Saturday slush pile

I spent a lot of the day reading Kaleidotrope slush on my iPad, trying to get caught up on older submissions. I’ve actually been burnt a few times in the past couple of weeks on submissions that turned out to have been accepted elsewhere by the time I replied to accept them. I’m not a big fan of simultaneous submissions, and do in fact explicitly state in my guidelines that I won’t accept them, but I do understand why it’s a popular practice among writers. Writing a story takes considerable time and effort, so the natural impulse is to cast as wide a net with it as possible. Still, reading a story is not an insignificant investment of my time, especially when it’s a story that I like, that I might need to read more than once before accepting, and it’s very aggravating to learn that my investment was for naught. I do my level best to reply to all submissions within a three-month window, and I welcome queries from writers when I fail to reply in that time, but I realize that’s not enough of a guarantee for some people. I don’t necessarily hold it against writers when I find out their stories have been submitted elsewhere, but I also hope they realize that not every editor is going to be as forgiving. It depends on the venue, and their rate of response, but if they have a specific policy against simultaneous submissions, it might be best not to ignore that policy.

Beyond reading some stories — and accepting a few that I hope I’ll actually be able to accept — I watched a little television and played a little with the dog, a pretty typical Saturday. This evening, my parents and I went out to dinner to celebrate my father’s birthday, which is this coming Monday. We had a perfectly nice dinner at a local Italian place recently written up in the New York Times.

And that was my Saturday.

Time is an illusion; flextime doubly so.

Somehow, I managed to wake up a little early this morning, and so I decided, what the heck, I’d go into work a little early, too. I got to the office at 8 am, and there couldn’t have been more than two or three other people on both floors combined. A lot of the lights hadn’t even been switched on yet. I’m not sure I could say I used that quiet time too productively; I didn’t have a particularly busy day all around, despite a small can of worms an author’s e-mail opened first thing this morning*. But it was kind of nice being there before almost anyone else. And because I’d arrived half an hour early, I decided to leave half an hour early, at 4 pm. That’s the way our flextime policy works. Theoretically, if I got there at 7 am, I could leave at 3. (Next month’s summer hours put a new wrinkle on this, keeping me there until after 5 every day, but I’ll get to leave at 1 pm every Friday. So that’s good.)

Other than that exciting recount of my work day, there’s not much to report. Just a typical Friday, and, alas, this time not the start of a three-day weekend.

* More a weird mix-up that will need to be fixed next week than a genuine aggravation. At least, I think that’s what it is.

Random 10 6/4

Last week. This week:

  1. “Glory Days” by Bruce Springsteen, guessed by Clayton
    Back in school she could turn all the boys’ heads
  2. “Sick Muse” by Metric
    And you wrote the song I wanna play
  3. “Bleeders” by the Wallflowers, guessed by Occupant
    Sometimes it’s hard to tell the wishing from the well
  4. “Breakdown” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, guessed by Clayton
    Something inside you is feeling like I do
  5. “Desert Train” by Kimmie Rhodes
    Gone like the souls who vanish from the plain
  6. “St. Stephen” by the Grateful Dead, guessed by Occupant
    Wherever he goes the people all complain
  7. “I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone” by Sleater-Kinney
    Pictures of me on your bedroom door
  8. “Ignorance Is Bliss” by Jellyfish
    I’ve brought you here to bring me plumbers
  9. “You’re No Good” by Linda Ronstadt, guessed by Kim
    I learned my lesson, it left a scar
  10. “I’m Tongue-Tied” by the Magnetic Fields
    You kiss me, I’m history

Same as it ever was. Good luck!

Herds of free-roaming local swine

Today wasn’t exactly like yesterday, but close enough that it raises questions about loops in the space-time continuum. Or maybe that’s just the Star Trek I watched this evening talking.

I spent a lot of the day thinking about Kaleidotrope, about maybe doing another three issues (instead of two) again next year, about maybe changing up how I split those issues across the twelve months to more evenly distribute them (something like January, May, and September), and about how doing four issues a year would probably kill (or at least bankrupt) me, even if right now it seems like maybe I have enough accepted material to fill all four. The sensible thing might just be to re-institute a reading period, a set time for when I’m open and closed to new submissions. The slush pile, while constant, is manageable, but I’m hesitant to accept new stories that I won’t be able to print for a year and a half or longer. (The next two issues, regardless of when they appear, are definitely full, with a third near-approaching.) Cutting off submissions for a little while — I’m thinking maybe July to October — could give me the breathing room I need.

Anyway, that’s what constitutes excitement this Thursday — unless you count the couple of taxis that came marginally close to hitting me this afternoon, and the drivers who gave me dirty looks for getting in the way of their illegal turns or running red lights. Heck, yesterday, a van rode up on the sidewalk just a few feet from me, when the driver got tired of waiting for the cars in front of him to make a left turn. Of course, things could be worse. According to my Forgotten English desk calendar, in the 1800s, New York City was rife with “herds of free-roaming local swine.” To wit:

“I had hoped to find on my return from Canada that this public nuisance, by means of papers and strictures of different authors, had been abated, but was disappointed on finding that it was as great as ever. The lawyers and judges dare not prosecute negligent herdsmen with existing laws and many people have conspired to transgress them. They, like gentlemen of other professions, are the creatures of the mob and have not the hardihood to offend it by rigorous adherence to their duty.”

So, no cholera-spreading pigs, which is always good. But also not much else. I’m glad, at least, that tomorrow’s Friday.