Random 10 10/30

A really good response last week, with all but one lyric guessed right away. Let’s see if we can get a repeat — or better — response this week:

  1. “Eclipse” by Pink Floyd, guessed by Rob
    And all that you buy, beg, borrow, or steal
  2. “Shaky Town” by Jackson Browne, guessed by Occupant
    Must have played in a thousand bands
  3. “Empty Chairs” by Don McLean, guessed by Occupant
    I feel the trembling tingle of a sleepless night
  4. “Pepper” by Butthole Surfers, guessed by Clayton
    I don’t mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
  5. “Girl from the North Country” by Bob Dylan, guessed by Occupant
    Please see for me if her hair’s hanging long
  6. “Great DJ” by the Ting Tings”
    You gotta love the BPM
  7. “Raspberry Beret” by Prince, guessed by Clayton
    He told me several times that he didn’t like my kind
  8. “Don’t Dream It’s Over” by Crowded House, guessed by Kim
    My possessions are causing me suspicion but there’s no proof
  9. “The Rose” by Bette Midler, guessed by Clayton
    And you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong
  10. “San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair)” by Scott McKenzie, guessed by Betty and Clayton
    There’s a whole generation with a new explanation

As always, good luck!

Room with an interview

Kaleidotrope contributor (“The Blue Testament,” Oct. 2008) Marshall Payne was kind enough to interview me about the zine. I had a lot of fun with this and was really happy to sit for his weekly interview series. And I only sound the tiniest bit pretentious when I name-drop Faulkner.

Check it out!

ETA: Just a day later, I learned that Andrew Howard’s genuinely creepy story “Molting” (from the still available April 2008 issue) made the Honorable Mentions list for Ellen Datlow’s Best Horror of the Year! Congratulations to Andrew!

Random 10 10/23

Last week. (Was it seriously only a week ago that my sister got married? At the same time: a whole week ago?) This week:

  1. “Justice in Ontario” by Steve Earle and the Dukes
    In Kingston Town they’re locked up still
  2. “Dancing with Myself” by Billy Idol, guessed by Kim
    Or down in London town to go go
  3. “Get this Party Started” by Shirley Bassey (orig. Pink), guessed by Kim
    We’ll be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz
  4. “Brand New Car” by the Rolling Stones, guessed by Kim
    Jack her up baby, go on, open the hood
  5. “Black Dog” by Led Zeppelin, guessed by Clayton
    Spent my money, took my car
  6. “Last Train to London” by Electric Light Orchestra, guessed by Kim and Occupant
    Underneath a starry sky, time was still but hours
  7. “Changing of the Guards” by Bob Dylan, guessed by Occupant
    I rode past destruction in the ditches
  8. “God Only Knows” by Petra Haden (orig. the Beach Boys), guessed by Generik
    But as long as there are stars above you
  9. “Disconnect the Dots” by Smash Mouth, guessed by Occupant
    Looking at the map and didn’t see the detour
  10. “High Life” by the Grateful Dead, guessed by Kim
    The wheels are muddy, got a ton of hay

Am I wrong, or is there almost a weird story emerging from these combined lyrics? Anyway, good luck!

The business of lying

Happy 80th birthday, Ursula K. Le Guin. From her introduction to the still phenomenal The Left Hand of Darkness:

Science fiction is not predictive; it is descriptive.

Predictions are uttered by prophets (free of charge); by clairvoyants (who usually charge a fee, and are therefore more honored in their day than prophets); and by futurologists (salaried). Prediction is the business of prophets, clairvoyants, and futurologists. It is not the business of novelists. A novelist’s business is lying.

The weather bureau will tell you what next Tuesday will be like, and the Rand Corporation will tell you what the twenty-first century will be like. I don’t recommend that you turn to the writers of fiction for such information. It’s none of their business. All they’re trying to do is tell you what they’re like, and what you’re like — what’s going on — what the weather is now, today, this moment, the rain, the sunlight, look! Open your eyes; listen, listen. That is what the novelists say. But they don’t tell you what you will see and hear. All they can tell you is what they have seen and heard, in their time in this world, a third of it spent in sleep and dreaming, another third of it spent in telling lies.

“The truth against the world!” — Yes. Certainly. Fiction writers, at least in their braver moments, do desire the truth: to know it, speak it, serve it. But they go about it in a peculiar and devious way, which consists in inventing persons, places, and events which never did and never will exist or occur, and telling about these fictions in detail and at length and with a great deal of emotion, and then when they are done writing down this pack of lies, they say, There! That’s the truth!

They may use all kinds of facts to support their tissue of lies. They may describe the Marshalsea Prison, which was a real place, or the battle of Borodino, which really was fought, or the process of cloning, which really takes place in laboratories, or the deterioration of a personality, which is described in real textbooks of psychology; and so on. This weight of verifiable place-event-phenomenon-behavior makes the reader forget that he is reading a pure invention, a history that never took place anywhere but in that unlocalisable region, the author’s mind. In fact, while we read a novel, we are insane—bonkers. We believe in the existence of people who aren’t there, we hear their voices, we watch the battle of Borodino with them, we may even become Napoleon. Sanity returns (in most cases) when the book is closed.

Is it any wonder that no truly respectable society has ever trusted its artists?

It looks like there’s a 40th Anniversary Edition coming out next month if you’ve never read it, or maybe if you’re just looking for an excuse to revisit Gethen.

Wedding bells

My sister got married on Friday, and a wonderful time was had by all. Well, by me, if by nobody else. The reception, which really just flew by, was quite lovely, and somehow they managed to drag even me out on the dance floor. (When your sister, and the bride, sends her maid of honor to demand that you join everyone in belting out some Bon Jovi, you can’t exactly say no.) I don’t think any video exists, but heaven knows there were photographs taken that night. If and when any of those surface, and I get the okay, I may put some of the less incriminating shots online.

In the meantime, I have only this shot of myself after the reception, well after midnight, in my groomsman’s tux. I think I was a little nervous when I first heard the vest and tie were going to be purple, but I think the colors worked nicely.

My sister and her husband are off on their honeymoon in Australia now and will get back to New York next weekend. I was honored to stand beside them on their big day, and I wish them all the very best in the world.