The “Friday” Random Guess 10

Is it Sunday all ready? Seriously, you take a week off from work over the holidays and your entire perception of time just flies out the window. Somehow, even though I knew yesterday was Saturday and today was Sunday, the idea that the day before that was, therefore, Friday had not even occurred to me. So I completely missed doing this:

  1. “Learn Chinese” by Jin
    And amigo I ain’t talking about Spanish
  2. “Sunny Afternoon” by Jimmy Buffett (orig. the Kinks), guessed by Betty
    And I can’t even sail my yacht
  3. “Souvenir” by Paul McCartney, guessed by Kim
    Every little thing is gonna come right in the end
  4. “Us and Them” by Pink Floyd, guessed by Kim and Eric
    God only knows it’s not what we would choose to do
  5. “Padrino” by Smash Mouth
    Rev up the Lincoln and lets get to drinking some caffeino
  6. “I Go Wild” by the Rolling Stones
    Without you I’m dead meat
  7. “All the Things That Go to Make Heaven and Earth” by the New Pornographers
    Put your new weight in gold and see what it’s worth
  8. “Like a Rolling Stone” by Bob Dylan, guessed by Eric
    You’re invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal
  9. “Rock and Roll” by Lou Reed
    My parents are gonna be the death of us all
  10. “Brown Skin Girl” by Sonny Rollins
    And if I don’t come back, stay home and mind baby

Better late than never, though, right? This is the last Random Guess 10 of 2007, so…well, still no prizes for correct guesses, but you’ll be able to walk proudly into the new year with the knowledge that you guessed them first.

There were not a lot of guesses last week, but I have faith in you (and in the relative non-obscurity of my musical tastes). As always, good luck!

Seriously, the “Hollywood Foreign Press”?

Here’s one good thing that might come of the Writer’s Guild strike: the Golden Globes might not be televised.

I agree with TV Squad’s Erik Davis that the logic behind it sounds questionable, but it could seriously hurt NBC where it counts — and maybe give them the incentive to finally break with the AMPTP and negotiate in good faith. And, even better yet, it would mean no Golden Globes on TV. It’d be like a late Christmas miracle!

Because there’s bugger all down here on Earth

My friend Sharon once wrote, “I think SETI is quaint.”

I’ve always wished I didn’t agree with her, but I must admit, the program has always had its work cut out for it, even if there is intelligent life somewhere out in space. I think it’s an important, perhaps even vital endeavor, but I’m not sure its chances for success are anything I’d feel comfortable placing money on.

So it’s nice to see something, anything, that might help to better those chances:

Alexander Zaitsev, Chief Scientist at the Russian Academy of Sciences’ Institute of Radio Engineering and Electronics, has access to one of the most powerful radio transmitters on Earth. Though he officially uses it to conduct the Institute’s planetary radar studies, Zaitsev is also trying to contact other civilizations in nearby star systems. He believes extraterrestrial intelligence exists, and that we as a species have a moral obligation to announce our presence to our sentient neighbors in the Milky Way — to let them know they are not alone. If everyone in the galaxy only listens, he reasons, the search for extraterrestrial intelligence (SETI) is doomed to failure.

This so-called Active Seti has not been without its controversy — although, as Gerry Canavan notes, much of it has been “Sci-Fi-Channel outlandish.” I think it’s perfectly reasonable, for instance, to want a more diverse and representative transmission to be sent out, but it’s a little silly to fear the project simply because of the “possible dangers we may unleash by announcing ourselves to the unknown darkness” — not least of all because we’re always announcing ourselves to the unknown darkness nowadays:

Even if something menacing and terrible lurks out there among the stars, Zaitsev and others argue that regulating our transmissions could be pointless because, technically, we’ve already blown our cover. A sphere of omnidirectional broadband signals has been spreading out from Earth at the speed of light since the advent of radio over a century ago. So isn’t it too late? That depends on the sensitivity of alien radio detectors, if they exist at all. Our television signals are diffuse and not targeted at any star system. It would take a truly huge antenna — larger than anything we’ve built or plan to build — to notice them.

So, essentially, SETI isn’t going to hear anything unless there’s an alien species out there doing exactly what SETI itself says we shouldn’t do: send out more powerful and more targeted transmissions. We don’t have the equipment to pick up whatever their equivalent of television is, and now apparently we’ve been hoping that they don’t have the equipment to pick up ours either. What kind of search for intelligent life is that?

Our civilization is still hidden from all but those ardently searching for our kind, or those so far beyond our level of sophistication that we couldn’t hide from them if we wanted to. To date, all our “messages to aliens” are really more successful as communications to Earth, mirrors reflecting our dreams of reaching far beyond our terrestrial nursery.

We’ve been increasingly turning towards private endeavor and industry for innovations in human space exploration. Maybe it’s time to throw this open as well.

At present, the radio astronomy facilities potentially capable of producing a major Active SETI broadcast are all controlled by national governments, or at least large organizations responsible to boards and donors and sensitive to public opinion. However, seemingly inevitable trends are placing increasingly powerful technologies in the hands of small groups or eager individuals with their own agendas and no oversight. Today, on the entire planet, there are only a few mavericks like Zaitsev who are able and willing to unilaterally represent humanity and effectively reveal our presence. In the future, there could be one in every neighborhood.

Obviously there should be guidelines and oversight — it’s not impossible that there could be threats out there, and it’s not unreasonable that threats here at home shouldn’t be given then chance to speak for all of us. But in such a huge universe, in a universe that I have to believe has some other life besides us out there, it sure would be nice to have a search for extraterrestrial life that wasn’t quaint.

So apparently…

Should you be MALE or FEMALE?*
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You scored as EitherYou brain is neither specifically male, nor female in the way you perceive your surroundings. As bad as this may sound to some, it can easily mean that you are capable of combining both gender aspects to your advantage. Rather than being genderless you are possibly able think freely. This does not mean that you are bisexual or androgynous or indecisive, but it might.

Either
 
54%
Male
 
46%
Neither
 
32%
Female
 
32%

I feel fined

Uh oh. Maybe I better return those overdue library books sooner, rather than later:

Borrowers who fail to return Queens Library books can be reported to a collection agency and to a credit bureau, with a damaged credit rating as a result — a tactic that so shocked one Far Rockaway rabbi that he filed a lawsuit. The collection policy also has pulled libraries — places where generations of children have learned moral lessons about returning what they borrow — into the debate on just how much punishment is appropriate for failing to return a library book.

Via Shaken & Stirred. Luckily, my library hasn’t sent anybody ’round to break my kneecaps just yet.