Just in case there was any doubt, CSI: NY is not a history program

“CSI: NY” may be popular viewing with Canadians, but it’s not fit for Canada’s History Television cable channel.

That’s the verdict of Canada’s TV watchdog, which has rejected broadcaster Alliance Atlantis Communications’ argument that “CSI: NY” offered History Television viewers “a critically acclaimed look at forensic policing in post-9/11 New York City.”

Via TV Squad.

Seriously, by Alliance Atlantis’ definition, pretty much anything would qualify as a history program.

Okay, so most everything that’s wrong with Bookswim as a concept has already been pointed out in the comments at Hacking Netflix (which is where I found out about it), but still:

  • The Netflix model is popular because it eliminates exorbitant late fees and allows the customer to decide how long to keep a movie out.
  • Books, on the other hand, are freely available at public libraries. And while there are late fees associated with this system, and limits on how long a book can be checked out or how often renewed, the late fees are often not very high, nor are the limits often very short.

Their selection, too, is fairly limited. I tried plugging in a handful of the titles that I can’t find at my local library1, but none of them came up in my search. Their catalog is a little weird and incomplete2 and feels not at all like Netflix, but more like the selection you’d see at very small used bookstore, or at a very large garage sale. I suspect that a lot of the books come from their own shelves and donations.

I think Bookswim will appeal primarily, if not exclusively, to people without access to a public library (or even a decent used bookstore). But beyond that?

I give them credit for trying something new, and maybe some people will think it’s a terrific idea and a valuable service. I just know that I won’t be signing up anytime soon.

1 Oh, to have access to a university library again…

2 They have the second, third, and fourth books of Frank Herbert’s Dune series, but not Dune itself. Oh, and they have Steve Martin’s Shopgirl listed as science fiction.

Via Gerry Canavan, I learn of the impending death of science fiction:

The main points of the argument are: (a) in the coming century innovation in science and technology will come to a near standstill and will cease driving cultural change; (b) the mainspring of science fiction is the perception of innovation in science and technology; and (c) as innovation in science and technology ceases being a major determinant of cultural change science fiction will dry up and fade away.

There are a lot of problems with this argument, but I’m not even going to discuss the whole technological singularity aspect of it. I’m not remotely convinced by the idea that technological advancement will reach some kind of standstill or plateau anytime soon, much less within the century. But I can’t argue against the validity of it as an idea. It’s not unintriguing, nor entirely implausible.

What I do think is exceptionally flawed, however, is Harter’s definition of science fiction — namely that “the mainspring of science fiction is the perception of innovation in science and technology.” What this suggests, more than anything, is a profound ignorance of the genre, which is filled with stories not at all interested in the innovation in science and technology. Harter acknowledges that “science fiction…fans are not particularly interested in futurology, i.e., in the serious attempt to understand and predict the future, as they are in the use of various futures as settings for stories.” But a) he seems to view that as a failing, and b) he for some reason seems to think those self-same stories are nonetheless concerned with futurology.

But I think Harter could have done well to read Ursula K. Le Guin’s introduction to The Left Hand of Darkness:

Science fiction is often described, and even defined, as extrapolative. The science fiction writer is supposed to take a trend or phenomenon of the here-and-now, purify and intensify it for dramatic effect, and extend it into the future. “If this goes on, this is what will happen.” A prediction is made….Fortunately, though extrapolation is an element in science fiction, it isn’t the name of the game by any means. It is far too rationalist and simplistic to satisfy the imaginative mind, whether the writer’s or the reader’s. Variables are the spice of life….Science fiction is not predictive; it is descriptive.

Le Guin acknowledges that “what sets [science fiction] apart from older forms of fiction seems to be its use of new metaphors, drawn from certain great dominants of our contemporary life — science, all the sciences, and technology…” But that’s a far cry from suggesting that the genre needs a continually replenished and updated supply of science in order to survive.

Yes, some stories are interested — profoundly interested — in science and its evolution, but there are plenty whose depictions of technology are no more advanced or elaborate than the science fiction of twenty, thirty, or even a hundred years ago. Science fiction, like all fiction, is primarily concerned with the human condition — less in how we will live than in how we do live. One might be forgiven for thinking of it solely as a predictive genre, but only if one hadn’t actually read very much of it. Science fiction is not futurology.

Even in the face of a technological singularity, I think there would be “what if” stories worth telling. I don’t think the genre is going anywhere just yet.

You know how this works, even if you sometimes pretend like you don’t:

  1. “Suzanne” by Leonard Cohen, guessed by Betty
    He said, “All men will be sailors then until the sea shall free them.”
  2. “Almost” by Sarah Harmer
    And if I am a sailor, then you are the warm gulf wind
  3. “Doughnut Song” by Tori Amos, guessed by marisa
    And Southern men can grow gold, can grow purty
  4. “Dogs” by the Who, guessed by Kim
    Your white coat was shining in the afternoon sun
  5. “When We Are One” by Gabriel Mann
    I call you up by the lamplight
  6. “Judy Is a Punk” by the Ramones, guessed (more or less) by Kim
    They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
  7. “A Sailor Looks at Forty” by Jimmy Buffett
    Made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast
  8. “Proud” by Korn
    I don’t forget things, thinking I’m nothing
  9. “Blue Moon” by the Mavericks (or others), guessed by Bryan
    You’re just what I was there for
  10. “Here Comes My Girl” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, guessed by Kim
    You know, I can tell the whole wide world, shove it

Guess the lyrics, win no prize! Here’s how it played out last week. Good luck!