I’m almost disappointed there wasn’t a single “he said darkly” in the book.
There’s more I could probably say about it, good and bad, but overall I genuinely liked it.
"Puppet wrangler? There weren't any puppets in this movie!" – Crow T. Robot
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A Mad-Libs life?