The Associated Press reports:

A rule against physical contact at a Fairfax County middle school is so strict that students can be sent to the principal’s office for hugging, holding hands or even high-fiving.

Let’s dump the kids into hermetically sealed bubbles until they’re eighteen and be done with it.

I saw a movie trailer this past weekend for Daddy Day Camp. You know, when you can’t even get Eddie Murphy and Jeff Garlin to be in your comedy — but you can get Cuba Gooding, Jr. — maybe it’s better to just call it quits before you even start.

And apparently this is a direct sequel to Daddy Day Care. Was the world really calling out for a sequel to Daddy Day Care?