It’s not that I’m complaining about the holiday goodies we got here — just a cupcake for me actually, which was nice — but I haven’t seen anybody in costume and nothing as neat as this.

Addendum: Okay, our office manager had on cat ears, but still, that’s hardly the same thing.

From Garrison Keillor:

What’s interesting about Halloween is that it has no real connection to the majority religion of this country, it does not celebrate an event in our nation’s past, it does not involve traveling to visit family, and it doesn’t even give us a day off work. But it gives us the chance to try out other identities. For one day, people can feel free to dress as the opposite gender, as criminals, as superheroes, celebrities, animals, or even inanimate objects. But Halloween retailers report that the most popular costumes remain some variation on witches, ghosts, and devils.

Happy Halloween, everyone.

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1 Apparently, they do know it’s Halloween to the exclusion of most everything else: Corpse mistaken for Halloween decoration [via]

2 I can definitely understand why Nalo Hopkinson had the “sudden urge to start using Blogger word verifications as character names.” I keep expecting to see Cthulhu pop up among them. I suppose I could look this up, but does anyone know the etymology of Lovecraft’s creations? Did he just make them up whole cloth, or are they fudged from actual words? (Perhaps something faintly Welsh?

3 I guess I’m just not well-read enough to find this laugh-out-loud funny, but maybe you are, who knows.

4 “They’re Made Out of Meat” by by Terry Bisson

5 Monty Python actually has entered the courtroom before. In 2002, the defense offered it as an alibi in the murder trial of Michael Skakel. Skakel was convicted.

6 The scent of freshly cut grass, however, has been trademarked. Good thing it wasn’t the scent of maple syrup.