Does anyone have any pictures of fish bigger than people? I don’t, but someone came looking for that yesterday, and I do so hate to disappoint my visitors. Also helpful, apparently, would be a website of funny american photographs drunken naked young public and, of course, Jennifer Lopez’s feet. Anyone got a pair of those laying around?

And does the phrase “cheddar time travel” mean anything to anyone?

Is there anyone who isn’t running for governor of California? As if Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn’t ludicrous enough, apparently Gary Coleman has now entered the race. Maybe he should use this as his campaign poster. I’m just sayin’.

Comedian (and I use that term very loosely) Gallager is also running. How can this possibly be a good thing? I’ll admit, I don’t fully understand the intricacies of the recall election or the reasons behind it, but when you don’t like an elected official’s policies, isn’t the normal course of action voting for someone else in the next election?