Two questions in my search referrers today:
1. Are you waiting for the bus?
2. How do I make a dead body into a diamond?
To which my only answers are:
1. That depends on which bus you have in mind
2. Very carefully.
Day: July 29, 2003
Although I’m sometimes tempted to include more local humor in the sketches I write for “Girls Night Out”, the campus sketch comedy show I’ll be a part of starting this fall, I’m not sure it would be in the best of taste to make jokes about this.