If there’s anything I hate more than spam, it’s spam about preventing spam. If there’s anything I hate more than telemarketers, it’s telemarketers who won’t even admit they’re trying to sell you something.
Day: May 28, 2003
They’re making a movie of Hellblazer starring Keanu Reeves. The current screenwriter attached is perhaps best known for writing the Hulk Hogan vehicle Suburban Commando. For the record, there is no god:
“He’s hot in the role, he’s perfect for Hellblazer because he has that innocent quality about him, a bit naive, but someone you like,” Donner says to Zap2it.com. “He’s a bit like Tarzan, or a hero like that. But this time, he sends demons to hell.”
You know, say what you will about the X-Men or Spider-Man movies — they’re not without flaws — at least Singer and Raimi understand the characters. But the idea of making John Constantine an American (much less Tarzan, much less nice enough for a PG-13 rating) just pisses me off.