“There are some things man was not meant to adapt to musical theater.”
A Shoggoth on the Roof. Discovered while I was writing this.
Day: February 20, 2003
From Schrödinger’s Iraq by Matthew Baldwin:
Bush: Precisely. If you view Iraq in a classical Newtonian framework, then you must concede that they either do or do not have weapons of mass destruction. It is this narrow mindset that causes such confusion in the uninformed.
But, over President’s Day weekend at Camp David, I delved into the collected writings of Erwin Schrödinger, and now have no recourse but to conclude that Saddam both has and does not have weapons of mass destruction.
Burrows: People can buy it directly from me. I live in Whitewater, Wisconsin. I’m in the phone book. I appreciate this opportunity.
Me: You’re welcome. Your book is printed on very white, shiny paper.
From an interview with Robert Burrows, the author of the worst book in the world.
Found through Angels from Another Pin.
ABC is airing what TV Guide calls a “Survivoresque reality series”, entitled I’m a Celebrity — Get Me Out of Here!. Its “contestants” include Bruce Jenner, Melissa Rivers, Robin Leach, Tyson Beckford, Alana Stewart, “Downtown” Julie Brown and Stuttering John (Melendez). I tell ya, pure evil knows no bounds.