I am alphabetizing my boss’s collection of business cards. Try not to envy me too much, okay?
Month: June 2002
It’s been ages since I updated my caption gallery, and it’ll probably be ages until I update it again, so in the meantime any captions I find particularly funny I may just post here. Wanna play?

Racerex
“Hi, I’m Steve Ditko. Did you know that my original name
for Spider-Man was ‘Lousy Bug-Guy’?”
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How bored are you? Bored enough to build your own South Park character? Bored enough to build one of somebody else? Just checking. |
Me, I’m pretty bored.
And to think, if I was at the University of California, Berkeley, I could be getting college credit for this. Found, like so much else, through Boing Boing.
I am, according to NPR’s “Which Newsmaker are You” quiz, a Generic Talking Head. Well that’s a fine how-do-ya-do.