Time is an illusion; flextime doubly so.

Somehow, I managed to wake up a little early this morning, and so I decided, what the heck, I’d go into work a little early, too. I got to the office at 8 am, and there couldn’t have been more than two or three other people on both floors combined. A lot of the lights hadn’t even been switched on yet. I’m not sure I could say I used that quiet time too productively; I didn’t have a particularly busy day all around, despite a small can of worms an author’s e-mail opened first thing this morning*. But it was kind of nice being there before almost anyone else. And because I’d arrived half an hour early, I decided to leave half an hour early, at 4 pm. That’s the way our flextime policy works. Theoretically, if I got there at 7 am, I could leave at 3. (Next month’s summer hours put a new wrinkle on this, keeping me there until after 5 every day, but I’ll get to leave at 1 pm every Friday. So that’s good.)

Other than that exciting recount of my work day, there’s not much to report. Just a typical Friday, and, alas, this time not the start of a three-day weekend.

* More a weird mix-up that will need to be fixed next week than a genuine aggravation. At least, I think that’s what it is.

At least it’s already Tuesday, right?

I have a Dilbert desk calendar at work — a Christmas gift from my boss, so I think I’m safe on that front — and today’s exchange between Ratbert and Dilbert went as follows:

Today you will wear clothes you don’t want to wear.

You’ll drive somewhere you don’t want to be, and do things you don’t want to do.

Have a nice day.

And that pretty much was my day, a lot less fun that my day off from work yesterday. I didn’t sleep terrifically well last night, and this morning I overslept and then missed my train, so I worked through most of my lunch hour to make up for it. And then, coming home, it started to pour rain when I was a block from home without my umbrella. Well, okay, I had my umbrella, but it was in my bag…and, okay, you could look at the “a block from home” as a positive, since I didn’t get too soaked. And it’s not like it’s cold out or anything, where the rain is freezing and miserable. And…hey, wasn’t I grousing about my day here just a minute ago?

At least I have the benefit of knowing that this Monday was actually a Tuesday. That’s almost always my favorite part of a three-day weekend.

Friday

An uneventful day, except that they closed the office and sent us home at 3 pm thanks to the upcoming Memorial Day weekend. No big plans for the weekend itself, just looking forward to the time off.

Right now, I’m just watching the MaxFunDrive with Jordan Jesse Go! to support the Maximum Fun stable of podcasts. I don’t think I’m going to make it to hour eight, midnight PST — I probably won’t make it to midnight EST — but I am enjoying it. I upped my monthly donation to twenty bucks, partly for the spiffy gifts, but the content is free if you’ve never heard them before.

To BEA or not to BEA

So I don’t know about you, but the big thing I did today was attend BookExpo America.

Yesterday evening, just before I left for the day, there were whispers that a few badges might be floating around the office. We don’t attend as an exhibitor (which I find a little weird, even with the Expo’s heavy focus on trade publishing), but when it’s in New York, we do sometimes put in an appearance. And sure enough, this morning there was a sign-up sheet for anyone interested in using one of three badges to attend. The BEA isn’t open to the public, and I’ve never been to it before, so I was really interested in getting a badge, even if I’d only get to use it for a couple of hours.

Almost no one else had signed up for any of the morning or early-afternoon slots — just one other person before me — so I had to track down one of the people who’d attended yesterday to get a badge. I’d taken the 11 am to 1 pm shift, so I decided to walk over to the Jacob Javits Center around 10:45. It was a little hot and muggy for that long a walk, maybe, but a cab ride’s expensive and the subway probably wouldn’t have saved me much time. (And I probably still would have had to walk. Our office isn’t right next to any subway stops.) And then I spent the next couple of hours just walking around the exhibit hall, picking up the occasional freebie and just taking it all in.

I’ve heard that this year’s Expo was a much diminished thing, smaller and shorter than in years past, but I can’t speak to that. The biggest convention I’ve ever been to (with the exception of a New York sf/comic con when I was much younger) in the American Psychological Association‘s, a couple of years ago in Washington, D.C. At the time, I thought that was pretty big, with the vast resources and constructions of drug companies on display. (Eli Lilly, for instance, had a Starbucks in their booth.) This wasn’t quite that extravagant, but it was significantly bigger and more impressive.

Then again, the last conference I attended as an exhibitor, it was just us and one other publisher, with tables outside the hotel’s meeting rooms.

I picked up some free stuff — a kazoo, a book light and pad, a T-shirt advertising Tom Clancy’s newest book, another different book about urban farming. And I saw a few people I recognized, like actress Bernadette Peters, skateboarder Tony Hawk, and publishers/editors Gavin Grant and Ellen Datlow. I also saw someone dressed up as Olivia the Pig. (Someone working for the publisher, that is. This isn’t ComicCon.) I kind of wish I’d picked up the courage to say hello, but that pig, man, she’s a rock star.

I met the next group around 1 pm, to hand over my badge, and then I walked back to the office. I grabbed a quick bite to eat for lunch — hot dogs from a street vendor, something I very rarely buy — and got back to the office just in time for the dullest information session I’ve ever attended. Several of us left, an hour and a half into it, when it became clear the session was just going to continue covering things we already knew, or didn’t need to know, and do so in the most drawn-out way imaginable. The person leading the session seemed nice enough, and it was useful enough information — the half we needed know, and already knew, that is — but I was definitely reminded why I’d originally planned on skipping the session altogether. It certainly wasn’t anywhere as much fun as the BookExpo.

Other than that, my father had another doctor’s appointment this evening — his eye troubles from awhile back might be worsening, unfortunately — so we ate out again at a local Thai place. The restaurant wasn’t remarkable — but was very slow — but my garlic shrimp were quite tasty. It seemed very much like a pale imitation of a Thai restaurant much closer to home, though I did quite like the tamarind candy they had instead of mints at the door.

Anyway, that was my day. I’m looking forward to Friday and another three-day weekend.

I’ve got a mullycrush on you

I’m almost disappointed that today went by so uneventfully, because I was kind of looking for an excuse to use today’s bit of “forgotten English” — mullycrushed, meaning “ruined beyond repair.”

But, alas, it was a pretty uneventful day, with no mullycrushing to be seen. We had a going-away party for one of our co-workers, a guy who sits in the cubicle directly next to mine but whom I never really speak to, except maybe to nod in passing. He’s always seemed nice enough, but we don’t really work together, just for connected groups. He’s going off to journalism school, so we had a small get-together with donuts and fruit and conversation that for some reason strayed to a recount of top YouTube videos and recent scandals involving the Duchess of York. At least, that’s what the older editors in attendance seemed to want to talk about. But hey, free food.

Other than that, just a typical Monday. Which, as luck would have it, is actually a Tuesday, due to some weird quirk in the space-time continuum called a “day off.” I’m a big fan of the four-day week.