Walk into any Taco Bell in California between now and election day, and a beef crunchy taco will count as a vote for Arnold Schwartenegger. A chicken soft taco will be a vote for Gray Davis. And a grilled stuft burrito will be counted as a vote for “one of the other 134 candidates”. Schwartenegger is crunchy beef; Davis is chicken soft; and everyone else is just stuffed in there. Why, it’s almost like that thing they call humor.