1. When was the last time you laughed? The last time I remember laughing is last night, watching an episode of Whose Line is it Anyway? before going to bed.

2. Who was the last person you had an argument with? Um… hmm. I don’t know that I have had an argument with anyone in recent memory. This is partly due to my somewhat passive nature and somewhat due to the fact that I’ve had no one with whom to argue. There was a recent disturbance in the caption gallery, where a long-time capper (well liked by most everyone) had really lame insults hurled at him for his slightly-left-of-center political jokes. Those of us who tried to defend him (or at least his right to make them) had similar insults hurled at us. We retaliated. That’s about as close to an argument I’ve come lately, though.

3. Who was the last person you emailed? A quick check reveals that it was actually Tom Tomorrow, to let him know an official transcript for that Joe Scarborough quote was online. Not that I expect a response, and even though I’m sure many other people e-mailed him with the same information.

4. When was the last time you bathed? I showered this morning, less than an hour ago. I bathe every day, whether I need it or not.