My parents would be so proud. I’m now number one on Google’s results for “naked pirates”. Requests for pirate porn (“Avast, mateys! We’ve come fer yer booty!” *wocka chicka wocka chicka wocka chicka*) now outnumber pretty much everything else in my referrer logs, including the increasingly disturbing requests for pictures of Steve Guttenberg naked.

Incidentally, yesterday’s referrer log also shows requests for “tickle machines”, “cynical squids”, and “mountain with the biggest tits”. Just so you know the sort of people I get as visitors.