When Bush talks about America and its allies, I have to wonder: do we still have any of those?

When he talks about war as sacrifice, I have to wonder: how could he possibly know about that?

And when he talks about oil fields as a national treasure belonging to the Iraqi people, I have to wonder: didn’t he get that Haliburton memo from Dick Cheney?

I knew I shouldn’t have watched Bush’s address. Reality TV sucks.