For the past month or so, I’ve also been writing weekly horoscopes for Completely Different, the Monty Python Society newsletter, an idea I basically lifted from The Onion, who this week pretty much sum the entire thing up with the following:
Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
Certain shortcomings in your education and upbringing cause you to read meaning into the relationships among various celestial bodies.
I really could not have said it better myself. Eventually, though (and hopefully before the month is out), I will have updated the Monty Python Society website, and you’ll get to see what the stars have told me, if you’re so inclined. In the meantime, it’s not like everything we wrote last year is complete crap, you know.