Because I have never owned a car before this year, and because I am generally an idiot about such things, it would appear that I forgot to bring my car in for its annual inspection before the sticker on the windshield had expired. Now I’m trying to figure out where I need to bring it — Pennsylvania’s Department of Transportation website isn’t exactly helpful, and Honda’s service department has been tied up all morning — and how many hours they’ll need to hold on to my car. Did I mention that I am generally an idiot about such things?