How does Steven Seagal continue to get films made, much less released in theaters? Roger Ebert compares Seagal’s current film, “Half Past Dead”, to “an alarm that goes off while nobody is in the room. It does its job and stops, and nobody cares.” The other critics who have bothered to review the film seem to agree. And yet it’s in theaters. More to the point, it’s here, in town, while other movies like “Far From Heaven” or “Bowling for Columbine” pass us by. Is there no justice?