Sometimes, you write something and wonder why.

Improbable Bob has an improbable job,

While everyday Eddie wants work that is steady.

Uncommon Tom does chores for his mom,

But typical Tim quits jobs on a whim.

Unlikely Mike just went out on strike,

So unremarkable Mark got his job at the park.

Dubious Dave works like a slave,

But regular Rick is always calling in sick.

This is one of those times.