I’ve always thought that Salon’s “Masterpiece” section was a little silly and that lately they’ve been…well, kind of reaching with some of their choices. I mean, really, Pac-Man?

But in those secretly uneasy times, Pac-Man was one of the signposts that suggested that the future might be OK, that circuitry could provide the good spirits, character and taste that so much of contemporary culture only pretended to have. We pumped in the quarters and bought the trading cards and lunchboxes and sleeping bags because that lovable yellow guy promised a world where even the lamest kids could get past that first maze, where the ghosts weren’t scary and where, even when you died, you went out with a funny noise.

Uh huh. I have one question then: is anything Salon finds cool not a masterpiece?