1. How often do you do laundry? When I start to run out of clean clothes. I sometimes think it would be simpler just to keep buying new socks.

2. What’s in a typical wash load? Typically, I mix clothes and detergent and water and let the machine take it from there. It’s more qualified than I am.

3. Front or top loader? Powder or liquid detergent? When will this inquisition end?! But seriously, top-loading washer because that’s what my apartment complex has. Liquid detergent because…um…well, just because.

4. Do you use fabric softener in the rinse cycle? That would require that I be in the laundry room when the rinse cycle starts, so no. I typically ignore my laundry until it’s done.