“You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment.”
What kind of fortune cookie is that?
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“You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment.”
What kind of fortune cookie is that?
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Some of my favorite fortunes, which I keep posted on my computer monitor:
“Angel with wings not so hot as angel with arms.”
“Today is a disastrous day. If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.”
“You could prosper in the field of wacky inventions.”
“You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.”
Mine from yesterday was: “Culture and customs of China interest you.” And I was all like, “Nope, just the food, stupid cookie.”
Best fortune ever:
“Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.”