Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because I didn’t. Here, then, is “A Pocketful of Penis”, lyrics written in a fit of boredom by yours truly and recorded with members of the Penn State Monty Python Society, who assure me that the rest of our CD, Sex, Drugs, and Graham Spanier, is really much, much better that this track lets on, and that I should be a good boy and go lie down now. We’ll be performing this and other original pieces again sometime in mid-April, and if you’re really desperate for attention you can write us and ask for a copy of the CD. We only hurt the ones we love.