Uh oh. “Scooter” Libby’s novel may have competition.

You know what this means, don’t you? Both she and Neil Gaiman could end up appearing on Pamela Anderson’s sitcom, Stacked. And from there, who knows? Neil and Nicole, hangin’ out with the dream king, on the road with the new-new The Simple Life? Sure, the mind reels, but Fox will show almost anything.^*

* Except, y’know, for anything good.