I’ve said it before, but people come to my website looking for the strangest things. I imagine they’re usually disappointed, and it’s usually something in my always-on-the-verge-of-being-updated caption gallery that draws them in. Here, then, are the results of three searches, what you’ll find here if you too are looking for “stop wearing pajamas”, “robotic ducks”, or my personal favorite, “area 51 hooters”:

EnochF: They’re giving their teenage son a pajama intervention. Hey, I can stop wearing pajamas whenever I want, okay!”

DrMarcus: Whatever it is, the robotic ducks are fascinated by it.

UnReality: “Check out the hooters on them Martians, Cap’n! Earthman gonna score tonight, oh yeah!”