Some quotes, because that’s the sort of guy I am:

“It’s reassuring to know that, after everything that’s happened in the past three months, there’s still irrefutable proof that Bush is a dick.” — The Onion, “What Do You Think?”

“It continues to amuse me when $25,000 items have little “Add to Shopping Cart” icons next to them.” — caterina.net

“A coworker sugested to me yesterday that the last sequel to Harry Potter, where he returns to the magic school should be called Welcome Back Potter.” — teambanzai, via e-mail

“If novelists had a real union, we’d get paid to procrastinate. There would be strikes for longer procrastination hours.” — Caitlin R. Kiernan, Low Red Moon Journal

“Nobody thinks it will work, do they?” “No. You just described every great success story.” — Say Anything, which I watched again this weekend, along with Almost Famous and High Fidelity