I have reason to suspect that today is Wednesday, but so far definitive proof has eluded me.
I spent a good chunk of the day cleaning and watching television. If you’ve been looking for the world, I’ve had it over here, on this piece of string.
"Puppet wrangler? There weren't any puppets in this movie!" – Crow T. Robot
“Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters” by Elton John.