There once was a day called Tuesday

I woke up this morning at 7, surprised it wasn’t an hour earlier — until I discovered I’d accidentally set my alarm for 6 PM. If I’d been smart, I would have stayed up and caught the 7:37 train into Manhattan. I don’t actually get up at 6 AM anyway; I just wake up briefly, reset my alarm for 7, and then go back to sleep. I read somewhere once that you can trick your body into feeling refreshed with an hour-long nap — sometimes even more refreshed than if you’d slept the whole seven or eight hours straight, and it does usually seems to work for me. Except, of course, this morning I wasn’t smart. I guess I decided I still needed that nap and I went back to sleep until about twenty to eight. As I’ve noted before, there’s an 8:15 train I can also catch if I decide to sleep in.

Except the train was painfully slow and late into Penn Station, and I’d have been a lot better off if I’d just forgotten about that nap altogether.

Then again, my train being about 15 minutes late is probably the most exciting thing that happened all day. Still, there’s always the consolation that, although felt very much like a Monday, it was in fact a Tuesday, and the work week is already almost half over. That’s something right?

Tuesday various

  • Mother Jones on the death of literary magazines. To which my short answer is: same as it ever was, same as it ever was. I think there’s an argument to made that readership is down, but I don’t think that’s reflected in the number of different venues for writers. Some literary magazines will die off, or will be forced to adopt new business models — pay even less, change what they publish — but it seems like not a day goes by when another new magazine or journal doesn’t open up. [via]
  • How to make a Michael Cera movie [via]
  • Are there oceans of liquid diamond on Uranus and Neptune? [via]
  • I’m amused that somebody thinks “man listens to loud music and neighbors complain” is somehow more newsworthy because the loud music was John Denver.
  • And finally, I like this mashup of 2009’s top songs a whole lot more than the individual songs it’s made up of.