Wit’s end: I have arrived

Right now, I’d be at the point of tossing out the wireless router and just starting over…if I hadn’t already tried that earlier in the week.

I suspect it’s some minor setting, of the modem or router or firewall — or all three — and I thank everyone for suggesting possibilities. But I’ve been completely unable to diagnose which setting, and I’m still unable to access the internet except on the computer in my parents’ bedroom.

The Friday 10, again

Sometimes, you just need to keep a song in your heart. Sometimes even ten:

  1. “Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffett, guessed by Eric B.
    Nothin’ to show but this brand new tattoo
  2. “I Will Not Go Quietly” by Don Henley, guessed by Betty
    Too many love affairs that stop on a dime
  3. “Who Knows” by Marion Black
    I pray the lord will help me carry on
  4. “Fancy” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
    I find it in the atlas
  5. “As Tears Go By” by the Rolling Stones, guessed by Eric B.
    I want to hear the children sing
  6. “High Fidelity” by Elvis Costello, guessed by Eric B.
    I bet he thinks that he was chosen out of millions
  7. “My I.Q.” by Ani DiFranco
    ’cause every tool is a weapon if you hold it right
  8. “I Think it’s Going to Rain Today” by Joe Cocker
    Scarecrows dressed in the latest styles
  9. “Give the People What They Want” by the Kinks
    Bring on the lions and open the cage
  10. “Man of Steel” by Frank Black
    I’m lonely driving behind the wheel

Guess the lyric, win no prize! Marvel at the answers for last week! And, as always, best of luck!

Ouch

Back in early May, I attended a conference for work in Washington, D.C. I spent most of the 5-6 days I was there on my feet, either selling books or walking around the enormous convention center. And it was around that time that I started noticing a very slight numbness in my big right toe. It was very slight, to the point that I was unsure if I wasn’t just imagining it, but it was a little disconcerting. I resolved to stay off my feet as much as possible when I got home and to buy some new, more comfortable shoes.

The numbness, though, never went away. It’s intermittent, and I can move and put pressure on the toe without any discomfort. I’ve never lost feeling in the toe completely, and I have no trouble walking on my foot. The toe has just just felt slightly different since D.C. — enough that I thought maybe I’d pinched a nerve, or suffered a hairline fracture, or something.

A few weeks later — I’m not sure exactly when at this point, but I know it was after I returned from the conference — I started experiencing pain in my left side, in the upper rear thigh and thereabouts. It felt a lot like what people have been telling me a pulled hamstring feels like: sharp, painful twinges in the muscle when I sit down, stand up, bend over, or stretch out the leg while sitting down. I’ve been trying to keep off of it, applying ice and heat and Aleve, but it’s been tough. Sometimes it seems like it’s (very slowly) getting better; other times, not so much.

It was actually what I was most concerned about when I went to see an orthopedist yesterday afternoon. The toe is…well, weird and unnerving. But it’s the leg that actually hurts. And I don’t remember doing anything that would have pulled the muscle in the first place.

They took a bunch of x-rays, took a look at the legs and tested my reflexes (which are apparently a little off on my left side), and then the doctor said he wanted me to see a neurologist about the toe and get an MRI of my lower back to see about the leg. Then I’ll see one of his colleagues in the same practice, the back specialist, and go from there.

Which isn’t exactly what I wanted to hear. It’s still probably nothing — at worst, a pinched or damaged nerve in my foot and a pulled muscle in my thigh. But obviously what I wanted to hear was, “oh yes, that’s what it is, absolutely nothing to worry about.” Or, failing that: “definitely worry about it, but here’s what you need to do to make it better.” Instead I’m going for an MRI on Monday and worrying over the possibility, however small, that it’s not a pulled hamstring but something worse. I have an appointment with the neurologist in mid-July — the first appointment I could get at a mutually convenient hour — but again, it’s the leg that’s the biggest concern.

Which is just another reason why sitting hunched over a computer screen, trying to figure out why my cable modem and my wireless router won’t talk to one another like they used to, is low on the list of things I want to be doing.