The disappointment of the last Matrix film notwithstanding, I don’t hate Keanu Reeves, but I can’t really express how inescapably wrong he is for the part of John Constantine. That they’re attempting to make it (he says) a PG-13-rated movie just leads me to believe that no one involved understands the character.

I’m just saying.

In my referrer logs this morning, someone wonders, “what do christmas trees from [F]rance look like?” While someone else “need[s] help coming up with a funny questions for mock elections for actors”. Any takers?