From some spam I just received from someone calling himself Disconsolate E. Overshoes:

>> The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Girls who suck huge penises.

Can you guess which one is the quote from Mark Twain?

My producer wants big, involved sketches with many, potentially reusable characters in interesting settings that won’t cost us a dime by Friday. Right now, I’ve got nothing.

The novel, incidentally, is still stuck at 1000 words.