Doesn’t seem to be a shadow in the city

It’s been an exceptionally hot week, with temperatures in the 80s and 90s, and the humidity in the don’t-go-outside-if-you-can-help-it range. There’s hope that will break tonight, with some thunderstorms, but that remains to be seen or felt.

This morning, I took my car in for its yearly inspection. The mechanic estimated I drive only about 1000 miles a year. Which may be generous, actually, and only be so high thanks to the work trip I took to Maryland this past fall.

It was a fairly unexciting week otherwise. Lots of work, lots of sweaty commutes. On Friday, I finished reading The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet by David Mitchell, which I thoroughly enjoyed. There are a lot of beautiful passages the book, but this, from fairly early on, might be my favorite:

Creation never ceased on the sixth evening, it occurs to the young man. Creation unfolds around us, despite us, and through us, at the speed of days and nights, and we like to call it “love.”

Reviewing an earlier post, I see it took me about three weeks to finish the novel, which is a little dispiriting. It’s long, but not ridiculously so, just shy of 500 pages in paperback. I’ve actually only read 20 books in total since the start of the year, 14 if you exclude comic book collections. By contrast, I’ve watched 43 movies. (And that doesn’t include things like Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, which I spent a good chunk of Friday afternoon re-watching.) I don’t regret the movies, but I do often wish I was a quicker reader, or that I gave more time to it. This evening, I started Barbara Cleverly’s The Last Kashmiri Rose, so we’ll see how that goes.

Of course, this evening I also watched another movie, the extremely odd, extremely violent Suspiria. It’s very strange, and often aggressively so, and while I can see a lot to admire about it, I’m not sure it’s my cup of tea. Scott Tobias of the AV Club wrote of the movie:

Atmosphere and style dominate his thinking to such a degree that Argento…can be forgiven for his inattention to niggling concerns like acting or storytelling.

And that’s the week it’s been. No writing group tomorrow, so maybe I’ll get some more reading done. Maybe I’ll get some writing done.

Sunday

A pretty ordinary weekend.

Last night, I watched North by Northwest, and then today Pacific Rim. I liked both movies, although I think the latter I would have loved if I’d come to it with any great fondness for monsters and giant robots, of the sort of movies that director Guillermo del Toro is referencing with the film. I heard a recent interview with him, where his enthusiasm for the subject is both clear and infectious. But this isn’t something that speaks as loudly to my inner eight-year-old as it does to his. Nevertheless, some of it’s remarkable, and in general it’s pretty good.

I mean, it’s no Sharknado, but then, what is?

I also had my writing group again today, and came up with this in the forty minutes of free-writing:

We call them lycans, for lack of a better word, but it’s always sounded false and pretentious.

“Just call them werewolves,” says Baxter. “That’s what they are.”

But not all of them; lycanthropes are the commonest breed, giving rise to the name of the entire clan, but there have been shapeshifters of all other sorts for as long as the dark arts that create them have existed. Bear-men, wendigo… Only a month earlier I’d been cornered in an alley, a steel blade pressed to my throat from behind, by what turned out to be more salamander than human. (Why the old witch had ever cast such a spell — or what she had done to piss off whoever threw the were-lizard curse upon her — I never learned. I left her in that alley, still alive but only barely, the blade stained black with her own blood and scales.)

But Baxter is right, as he all too frequently is about this kind of thing: most of them are wolves, either by tradition or because they think it looks cool — the were-lizard certainly didn’t — and so we call them lycans or werewolves out of simple convenience. They’re only a third of the threat, and a dumb, lumbering part of it at that, so it’s hardly worth my time arguing over the name.

The real danger, as anyone entrusted with the guild’s ancient secrets knows, are the vampires. You’ll see some people spell that with a “y,” or even of all things a “ph,” which has always seemed to me like the very height of pretentiousness. They’re bloodsuckers, plain and simple, too cunning by half and wily, loathsome but skilled at their own survival, but throwing around Latin phrases or old-world spellings just plays into the inflated image they have of themselves. It makes them cocky, even reckless, which is something you can’t afford when there are civilian lives to consider. Better just to recognize them for what they are and drive a stake through the heart of every last one of them.

It’s the third threat, that last half of the triad, that worries any good guild assassin worth her salt. The one you don’t know, can’t recognize or name because all its names have been carefully erased from our books. The guild’s history is long, longer even than the dark arts we exist to patrol, keep off, destroy. This is our responsibility, whatever its cost. But part of that cost, perhaps, is not knowing even the name of the enemy dedicated to inflicting the damage. The nameless foe that shepherds others into the lycan and vampire clans, that’s worked for centuries in the shadows while were-lizards do their dirty work in dark alleys.

And that, more or less, was my weekend.

Friday

I swear, if I had anything interesting to write about, I’d write about it here. But it was a pretty ordinary week, back to summer hours and slightly later days, after last week’s extra-long weekend.

But Fridays are short days, home by 2:30, which is nice, and I work from home now on Mondays. So it’s not as if I can really complain.

This afternoon, I watched Sharknado. Why did I watch Sharknado? I blame Heather. Or Twitter. Or both. It was…almost everything you expect and hope a movie called Sharknado, and airing on the Syfy Channel, will be. I followed it up this evening with the perhaps more cerebral Copenhagen.

And that was my Friday, and my week. About it, really.

Sunday

My lovely four-day vacation, during which I didn’t even once glance at my work e-mail, is pretty much at an end. I don’t return to the office until Tuesday, but the work e-mail will have to be re-opened again tomorrow.

It was a pretty uneventful long weekend, the 4th of July holiday (and the fireworks that have commenced that and every evening since) notwithstanding.

I watched a couple of movies, Death Race, which surprised me by being dumb but entertaining, and also Dredd, which was pretty much just dumb. It shows a few glimmers of being something other than a dark and generic sludge, mostly near the end, but it continues a long tradition of Karl Urban making no real impression on me. (Seriously, the only thing I’ve ever really liked him in are the Star Trek movies, where he’s basically just doing a very passable DeForest Kelley impression. Here, you never even see the top of his face.) I also re-watched Rushmore this morning while I did the Sunday crossword. I’d forgotten how good that movie is.

And that’s pretty much it. No writing group this week, although I chipped away a little at a short story, not making much progress, but needing to get back into it all the same. (I’m thinking I may start doing “morning pages” again tomorrow.) And I spent a good chunk of the long weekend listening to the audiobook of Stephen King’s The Drawing of the Three. I’d read it a few years ago — read the first four Dark Tower books, in fact — but I’ve wanted to get back into the series, and I’ve really been enjoying listening to it.

Oh, and I gave the dog a quick bath this afternoon.

A quiet (aside from the fireworks) set of days, pleasant (aside from the heat and humidity) but now, alas, at an end.

Sunday

On Friday, I had an appointment with the dermatologist that turned out to be more waiting than appointment. This wasn’t a bad thing, really, since it meant that what I was there for turned out to be nothing. (My primary recommended I have some spots on my back looked at.) I mean, I’d rather have a doctor surprised to see me — I almost felt like I was wasting his time — than shocked and dismayed that he hasn’t seen me much sooner. But it did kind of eat into my Friday afternoon.

I spent most of Saturday putting together the Summer issue of Kaleidotrope. And actually a fair bit of today, when I finished the advice column and horoscopes. (Yes, the zine regularly has both.) That didn’t leave me much time for anything else — I still haven’t done the Sunday crossword puzzle, and that’s an itch I simply can’t not scratch — but I’m really happy with this issue. (Well, it’s one story lighter than I expected, but I’m still hopeful that author will get back to me in time for the Autumn issue.)

I did manage to watch a movie last night, the strange and terrifying and sad and beautiful Upstream Color. The film, from the same writer/director as the intellectual time travel movie Primer, is almost impossible to really describe. The IMDB tries its best with:

A man and woman are drawn together, entangled in the life cycle of an ageless organism. Identity becomes an illusion as they struggle to assemble the loose fragments of wrecked lives.

Although even that might be saying too much, and certainly doesn’t say half enough. The film is complicated and odd, but I liked it a whole lot.

And then today, I had my weekly writing group. I wasn’t expecting to, but apparently this week’s postponement was postponed. So I wrote this:

They had enough money to keep him in quarrantine indefinitely, the resources necessary to lie to anyone who came asking, to keep up the false pretense that the man himself had never existed. Not that they expected much trouble; he had been an unpopular man, and though well-embedded in the news coverage of the time, he was disliked enough by his peers and his constituents that it was hardly difficult to expunge him from the record. It had been twenty-five years since the man had been President, and a quarter century goes a long way towards erasing collective memory. They only had to resort to physical erasure — the special blend of chemical and cortical manipulation the boys in the lab would have patented if that had been an option — on a handful of occasions, and with the prisoner himself only once. That was when he’d nearly escaped, although the warden would have refused to use either — “escaped” or “nearly” — and would have instead referred to it only as the incident. It was an incident that had itself happened over three years ago now, and as there seemed to be little chance of a recurrence — the man was, in his way, now a model prisoner — there was little reason for anyone to call the warden on his euphemisms. Let him call it an incident, and let him downplay just how far out of hand events had actually spun, just so long as they kept Daniel Chambers locked in his ten-by-ten square cell and forgotten by the world. Let Chambers rot, make sure any investigations withered on the vine, and the warden could call what had happened three years ago anything he wanted. Moreover, they would continue to supply him any new funds he requested, anything that kept the prison and their plans humming along. The prison’s continued success would forgive its momentary failure.

Of course, it probably wasn’t Chambers who was sitting in that cell. Had it been the man himself, the prison almost certainly would have seen additional escape attempts. Chambers had not been a model prisoner, and they kept him on too few drugs to explain how docile he had become in the three years since. The warden knew this, and certainly the boys in the lab knew this, but it was a truth you didn’t want to go poking at too much. Had Chambers actually escaped three years ago? Was this was this some kind of simulacrum, what the lab techs had even money on as being a robot? Or a hologram? There was a theory floating around downstairs that the prisoner was actually a coherent assortment of photons, given physical form through…well, some kind of process. This, obviously, where the theory tended to break down. How would Chambers have managed such a thing? The robot theory at least had legs; it didn’t require any great scientific prowess, none of which Chambers was known to possess, just the right components smuggled in from the outside. It was true, every theory floating around suggested the involvement of someone else — an inside job — which was another reason why the theories never floated very far. The Chambers in the cell was almost certainly a robot — he did everything but clank when he walked — but nobody wanted to be the first to test such a theory.

You might very well be asking yourself a number of questions at this point. What about bloodwork, for instance? Surely in the three years since the “incident” the prisoner must have undergone a routine physical. The powers that be that owned the prison, that tossed the necessary (and even arguably unnecessary) money at it, would have certainly inisisted. But there are ways for a crafty robot to deceive such tests, especially when they are conducted by those with a vested interest in keeping its secret.

Where, then, you might also be wondering, had Daniel Chambers gone? He could have escaped into the world at large, a world in which he was largely forgotten, and he likely could have done so quite easily. You forget that while his name had been expunged from that world’s history, he would have still retained a wealth of knowledge, leverage, and contacts. One did not rise to become the leader of the free world without making a few friends, however wealthy or cunnning one’s enemies. Chambers could have escaped, with the aid of a little inside help and on-the-spot robotics, and no onewould have been the wiser. By the time anyone at the prison began to suspect, he could have been long gone.

The warden and the lab boys, they knew this too, and it was all the more reason not to look too closely at the incident. If Chambers was out there, he was keeping quiet; he was not going public or causing trouble; if he was in here, still, they had nothing at all to worry about. They’d keep cashing their checks and assume, robot or no robot, that the man they held was still the man they’d been paid so handsomely to keep. And they’d just refuse to look too closely at that assumption in case he wasn’t. Maybe the robot could have an “accident” happen to it, if that became necessary.

Fewer people came asking about the man every year.

I can’t claim to be really happy with it, above and beyond the fact that I just wrote for the forty minutes. There’s some crafting here — it’s not quite stream of consciousness — but there was less staring off into space and thinking than tapping away at the keys. (I write these on my iPad.)

Anyway, that was the weekend, more or less.