"Puppet wrangler? There weren't any puppets in this movie!" – Crow T. Robot
Zorak: “What y’all doin’?” Space Ghost: “Y’all?”
Zorak: “Yep.” SG: “Where’d you learn to talk like that?”
Z: “Hattiesburg.” SG: “What were you doing in Hattiesburg?”
Z: “Kickin’ it.” SG: “Oh, really.” Z: “Yep.”
SG: “Well that’s interesting.” Z: “It *is* interesting.”
SG: “Thom, is that interesting?” Thom Yorke (Radiohead): “No.”
– Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, “Knifin’ Around”
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My horoscope for the week from The Onion:
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
You will meet a dark-haired stranger next week. Actually, you’ll meet several, but only one of them is important for our purposes.
Some more customer comments from Amazon.com, because I’m bored and for some reason I find this stuff amusing:
About King Lear, a reader from Washington, D.C., offers this sage advice: “Hey Shakespeare: Stick with one topic at a time. Nobody’s gonna think you’re smart just because you use big words and try to be complicated.” Oh, and death scenes are apparently a downer.
Richard III proves no less problematic. “Heres what i would say to Shakespear…” writes one dissatisfied reader from New Jersey, “Welcome to America Now speak english.” So that’s what that is!
Finally, about Julius Caeser, a reader from “Standed on an Island” says simply, “Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring boring.”
Well sure…with all those words…