Heather reminds you it’s not too late to share two truths and a lie about your life. Mine?

  1. I have written and recorded a song about my penis.
  2. I once sat next to novelist John Irving on a flight to New York.
  3. I was once part of the live television audience at the Grand Ole Opry and fell asleep on camera.

Can you guess which is the lie? Frequent readers are already a leg up on the competition.

It’s funny, but I don’t remember being this busy when my boss is here. Hmm. I’ve also been trying to imagine a job where I could use the seven vacation days I have saved up.