That was a Wednesday, wasn’t it?

The train was a little empty this morning, and I don’t know if that was because of Passover, because some people decided to take an extra-long weekend, or just because the train itself was late*. Either way, I managed to get a seat, which isn’t something I get every morning. (Some mornings, I don’t want it, because of my back, but that’s another story.)

I spent the day doing boring things, like responding to e-mails and photocopying sales receipts, and I worked through lunch so I could justify leaving at 4:30, coming home to jump start my car and get the battery replaced at Sears. And that’s about all the excitement I had today. Tomorrow promises more of the same, or similar.

* Is it just me, or do the announcements “The 8:15 train is running 15 minutes late” and “The 8:30 train is operating on time” seem like they might cancel each other out?

Tuesday is the new Monday

Today was a really busy day. I had a great time in California, all things considered, but all those days away from the office came at a pretty lousy time, deadline-wise. I spent all of today just going through the final revisions for one book, that gerontological counseling text I’d hoped to have off my desk before the conference. That took me until just after lunch, after which I started adding up the tally for the books we sold last week in San Jose, and writing my report on what went down at the conference. I still need to finish doing that tomorrow — I have stacks of credit card receipts and cash I need to forward to the right people — but I’m surprised at how much I was actually able to accomplish. It doesn’t sound like a lot on paper, but it was good to get that textbook one step further along the production pipeline, especially since that next step has to be taken by somebody else.

Tomorrow, I need to handle some online resources — both some that have already been developed, some that still need the author’s input — and reply to several e-mails that piled up while I was gone. I think it’s going to be a very busy week, but at least tomorrow is already Wednesday.

And my parents did get my a birthday cake and a few presents tonight, so that was really nice.

Of course, if I’d known just how cold and rainy it was going to be in New York when I got back, I might have found an excuse to stay a couple more days in California. I’m just saying.

The prodigal bookseller returns

So except for the occasional Twitter update, sent via my cell phone, I’ve been more or less silent online since Thursday night. That’s because I forgot my laptop’s battery at home and didn’t have nearly enough power to see me through all my days in San Jose. I tried updating on Friday, my birthday, but that was when my laptop finally decided to give up the ghost and shut down all on its own. It’s incredible how quickly it went from three hours of power to two, then from thirty minutes to five — incredible enough, actually, that I don’t think I’ll ever quite trust those remaining-battery-life indicators ever again. Certainly, the next time I travel, I think I’ll remember to pack the battery and its power cord.

(Then again, who knows when the next time I’ll travel. I have all this vacation time saved up, but I’m not convinced that even Capfest 2010 is going to happen.)

Anyway, Friday was an interesting day, not least of all because it was my thirty-third birthday. Many thanks again to everyone who wished me a happy one, and sorry I wasn’t able to respond the day-of. Like I said, I was down to an ever-dwindling number of minutes on my laptop. The whole day was a little unreal, which I guess is only appropriate enough. I slept okay the night before, though I did wake up often throughout the night (as I would every night I was in San Jose) — once a little before five o’clock, when my cell phone began to vibrate with an incoming call. As near as I can tell, it was a wrong number from New York; I recognized the area code but not the phone number, and they left no message. It was an odd way to start my day…even if I did actually go back to sleep and start it officially a couple of hours later.

I woke up properly sometime after seven and, after getting showered and dressed, went downstairs in search of breakfast. As luck would have it, the restaurant hostess seated me directly next to my boss, who hadn’t yet ordered and invited me to join him. I had some very tasty eggs Florentine, and we chatted amicably for awhile before heading upstairs to start selling books. (Well, he mostly attending sessions and meeting with authors, while I did almost all of the book-selling.)

Around lunchtime, when we went to talk with some authors and the foot traffic at the booth ground to one of its periodic halts, I headed outside — specifically to the San Jose Museum of Art, which was directly next door to my hotel. Mostly because it was directly next door. At Heather’s suggestion, I mostly spent what little time I had there investigating their Real and HyperReal exhibit, and Ben Rubin and Mark Hansen’s The Listening Post. It’s an intriguing installation, coalescing odd yet captivating music from the chaotic chatterings and yearnings of internet chat rooms. It’s a surprisingly effective piece, and I would have liked to stayed longer, but my time was limited.

After the museum, it was a quick walk to Johnny Rockets for a burger and vanilla Coke for lunch. As luck would again have it, that’s where my boss and those authors were also having lunch, and I was two-for-two in my inadvertent stalkings for the day.

Then it was back to selling books (and reading Kaleidotrope slush when there was nobody to sell to) until 5 o’clock. After that, I went back to my room, called home to say hi and, of course, wish the dog a happy birthday. (Did I mention our dog and I share a birthday?) Then a grabbed a quick(ish) bite to eat at a nearby Mexican restaurant — at least partly at Generik‘s suggestion — and then went to the Star Trek exhibit at the San Jose Tech Museum. It wasn’t right next door, but it was right across the street. The exhibit was neat, although I think ultimately a little too expensive just for the chance to see props and costumes from the TV shows and movies. Like a whole lot I saw of San Jose, it was fun but not exactly the sort of thing that, by itself, would get you to visit the city.

I capped the night with an IMAX showing of Star Trek at the museum’s theater. I wish I could say the problems I originally had with it were less this time around, or that the movie lent itself to the splendor of IMAX. But while I still recognize that fun to be had in the movie, the things that were dumb the first time around were just more so the second time. And J.J. Abrams’ ungodly love affair with the lens flare got to be just a bit too headache-inducing on such a big screen. It wasn’t at all a bad movie, although I found the necessary brain-shutting-off a little tougher to do, and probably enjoyed it a little less.

After that, it was back to the hotel to iron my pants for the last day of the conference and get some sleep. It maybe wasn’t the birthday I always imagined, and it was a little lonely all by myself in a strange town — when I wasn’t, of course, accidentally shadowing my boss — but it wasn’t exactly half bad either.

Saturday, by comparison, was very uneventful. My boss left a little before noon, and I sold books until 3 o’clock, after which I boxed everything up to be shipped to the warehouse in Kentucky or our office in New York. And Sunday I spent mostly traveling, first from San Jose to Los Angeles, then from LAX to JFK. I got home a little after 11 and had a bowl of cereal for a late (or very late, depending on the time zone) dinner.

Today was mostly spent just laying about. I went to the bank, shopped for some new pants, and discovered that my car battery has almost certainly died. I’ll probably want until my father’s home — he picked me up at the airport last night, but now he’s away on business — then give it a boost and go buy a new battery. Man, with my laptop, my cell phone (briefly), and now my car, I haven’t been having too much luck with batteries lately.

Still, as the fortune cookie from tonight’s dinner out reminds me, “The real test in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.”

Anyway, San Jose was really nice.

Random 10 3/26

Last week‘s lyrical quiz proved really difficult for everyone. This week’s just might do the same:

  1. “Ever Lovin’ Man” by the Dirtbombs
    Time is running out, and I can’t wait
  2. “Don’t Take Your Guns to Town” by Johnny Cash
    He sang a song as on he rode, his guns hung at his hips
  3. “Keep My Skillet” by Those Darlins
    I’ll lay around your shanty all the time, time, time
  4. “War on Machines” by Blitzen Trapper
    Salty ocean but my tears will bring me home again
  5. “The Rainbow Connection” from The Muppet Movie, guessed by Betty
    So we’ve been told and some chose to Believe it
  6. “We Make Our Own Adventures” by the Kabeedies
    Our lives don’t need a censor
  7. “Padre Fear” by Poe
    Angels calling the angels here
  8. “Sensation” by the Who, guessed by Kim
    They worship me and all I touch
  9. “Careless Love” by Camera Obscura
    I blow hot and cold, yeah, I’m like a yo-yo
  10. “Wish You Were Here” by Wyclef Jean (orig. Pink Floyd)
    Critics, don’t mistake this for just any cover tune

Either way, good luck!

Book sale

I slept okay last night, though more out of quantity than quality. I kept waking up every hour or so throughout the night for some reason, but I think I slept at least eight hours altogether. I was up a little before seven this morning, wandering downstairs soon after in search of the conference and the books I needed the hotel to deliver to our tables. The conference is actually in a separate tower, and it was almost impossible not to get turned around looking for it. Even after the first time I found it. This is a really nice hotel, but it can kind of a maze. (And I’ve been to Atlantic City and Vegas, where the hotels are purposely designed to make it tough to find your way off the casino floor.)

But I did eventually find the conference, and get our pallet of books sent over, and I spent most of the morning setting up the exhibit, unpacking boxes and arranging books and catalogs in what I hoped was a sales-encouraging display. It was a little tough when conference attendees suddenly swarmed the tables, and I had to tell them we weren’t opening until noon and could they, you know, please get out of my way? It’s tough to sell books when the order forms are still inside a box and the “exhibit” is still just random piles of books. But luckily it’s not such a big exhibit, and I finished up by late morning and could go grab an early lunch.

At noon the sales began in earnest — though, given the nature of this conference, there are long stretches when it’s pretty quiet. My boss turned up around two o’clock — which is good, because I was starting to wonder if he’d even arrived in town yet — and we closed up shop around 5 PM.

I walked around San Jose for just a little bit, though never more than three or four blocks from the hotel, and then I wandered back to grab some dinner at the hotel’s fancy Chinese restaurant. What can I say? I’ve been jonesing for a little moo shu pork lately. After that, it was just back up to my hotel room. I’m going to try for a little more local exitement tomorrow night — it is, after all, my birthday — but tonight I mostly felt like coming back to the room and reading. Right now, I’m sort of half-(or may just a quarter)-watching Fringe, which I’ve been kind of meaning to give a second chance. I wasn’t crazy about the pilot, but I hear it actually got kind of interesting after that. But midway through the second season, after a tiring day of selling books to psychologists, and with the sound on mute, probably isn’t the best way to get caught up.

I think now I’m just going to get ready for bed. I forgot the power cord for my laptop anyway, so I have pretty limited battery power to see me through the next couple of days. That and, well, I’ve been on my feet all day and I’m kind of tired.