{"id":995,"date":"2003-10-03T19:31:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-04T03:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=995"},"modified":"2003-10-03T19:31:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-04T03:31:00","slug":"995","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=995","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">While I was gone, I got around 500 e-mail messages. I think maybe 25 were actually for me, while the rest (95%) were all spam. One message was from &#8220;Bickus Dickus&#8221;. Sadly it, too, was spam and not, as I might have hoped, Monty Python-related.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I was gone, I got around 500 e-mail messages. I think maybe 25 were actually for me, while the rest (95%) were all spam. One message was from &#8220;Bickus Dickus&#8221;. Sadly it, too, was spam and not, as I might have hoped, Monty Python-related.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}