{"id":9464,"date":"2012-10-01T22:30:40","date_gmt":"2012-10-02T02:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=9464"},"modified":"2012-10-01T22:30:40","modified_gmt":"2012-10-02T02:30:40","slug":"monday-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=9464","title":{"rendered":"Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/8001533061\/in\/photostream\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8313\/8001533061_b9dcec93dc.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I wish New York City buses paid more attention to traffic laws.<\/p>\n<p>I wish the Long Island Railroad realized a train &#8220;running thirty-two minutes late&#8221; is a train that nobody in their right mind is waiting for when they have to get to work.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I knew why my subway was so empty this morning (and a little bit this afternoon). Was today some kind of holiday?<\/p>\n<p>I wish I hadn&#8217;t needed to sit through a two-hour training session on the new user interface for one of our internal systems. But at least that interface does seem like a genuine improvement.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I could sleep late tomorrow and not worry about my commute, or buses that run red lights, or trains that don&#8217;t come, or training sessions that eat up the afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait, I can. Tomorrow I work from home. I do so like Tuesdays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish New York City buses paid more attention to traffic laws. I wish the Long Island Railroad realized a train &#8220;running thirty-two minutes late&#8221; is a train that nobody in their right mind is waiting for when they have to get to work. I wish I knew why my subway was so empty this &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=9464\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[28,52],"class_list":["post-9464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}