{"id":9155,"date":"2012-08-04T23:18:13","date_gmt":"2012-08-05T03:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=9155"},"modified":"2012-08-04T23:18:13","modified_gmt":"2012-08-05T03:18:13","slug":"i-bet-you-told-her-all-your-trees-are-sequoias","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=9155","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I bet you told her all your trees are sequoias.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/7707883714\/in\/photostream\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7276\/7707883714_d59e892c95.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Another unpleasantly hot and humid day. Even at seven o&#8217;clock this morning, when I drove with my father to Mineola so he could get his car inspected (and could, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?m=20120721\">unlike me last month<\/a>, get a ride back home), it was muggy and the sun was beating down. <\/p>\n<p>That kept up pretty much all day, but it wasn&#8217;t all bad. I kept to the house, read, and watched some of the Olympics. I&#8217;d forgotten that trampoline was a sport, despite having had a fitness instructor in college who had been a trampolinist at one point. She said the sport had taken a hit in the 1970s, after one too many accidents and injuries because of unsupervised children on backyard trampolines. Which I guess is why stumbling across it in the online coverage was a little like discovering that Hula Hooping was a sport. But it remains an actual thing, and, from what I saw of the women&#8217;s finals, takes a fair amount of gymnastic athleticism.<\/p>\n<p>Then this evening I watched the lovely <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0048728\/\">To Catch a Thief<\/a>, with Cary Grant and Grace Kelly. It&#8217;s maybe not overly suspenseful by Hitchcockian standards, but it was thoroughly enjoyable.<\/p>\n<p>And that was Saturday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another unpleasantly hot and humid day. Even at seven o&#8217;clock this morning, when I drove with my father to Mineola so he could get his car inspected (and could, unlike me last month, get a ride back home), it was muggy and the sun was beating down. That kept up pretty much all day, but &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=9155\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[14,213,28,114],"class_list":["post-9155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-movies","tag-olympics","tag-personal","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}