{"id":89,"date":"2001-11-15T13:34:00","date_gmt":"2001-11-15T21:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=89"},"modified":"2001-11-15T13:34:00","modified_gmt":"2001-11-15T21:34:00","slug":"89","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">You can learn <em>so much<\/em> just from reading your e-mail. For instance, did you know that &#8220;it is now quick, easy and inexpensive for you to permanently achieve the bust line you&#8217;ve always wanted&#8221;? Well it is! If &#8220;S. Sanders&#8221; is no longer embarrassed to change at the gym, why should you be? And with that increased bust size, isn&#8217;t now the perfect opportunity to &#8220;get involved with the $35 billion dollar a year adult XXX industry&#8221;? Maybe then you&#8217;ll be able to afford to refinance your dream home, buy that herbal penis enlargement treatment you&#8217;ve had your eye on, and double your life insurance policy at no extra cost! What fun!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Why doesn&#8217;t anybody I <em>know<\/em> ever send me e-mail? C&#8217;mon, even <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timelessmail.com\/\"><em>dead<\/em> people<\/a> don&#8217;t have an excuse anymore!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can learn so much just from reading your e-mail. For instance, did you know that &#8220;it is now quick, easy and inexpensive for you to permanently achieve the bust line you&#8217;ve always wanted&#8221;? Well it is! If &#8220;S. Sanders&#8221; is no longer embarrassed to change at the gym, why should you be? And with &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=89\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}