{"id":8856,"date":"2012-06-03T22:37:33","date_gmt":"2012-06-04T02:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=8856"},"modified":"2012-06-03T22:37:33","modified_gmt":"2012-06-04T02:37:33","slug":"everybodys-home-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=8856","title":{"rendered":"Everybody&#8217;s home again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/7276821322\/in\/photostream\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7100\/7276821322_55940e3f7f.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>I<\/i> shouldn&#8217;t be exhausted, right? I mean, <i>I&#8217;m<\/i> not the one fighting a six-hour jet-lag, not the one who started the morning in Venice and ended it, a nine-hour flight later, in New York. That would be my parents, home from two weeks on a tour of Italy. Me, I just spent the day cleaning the house, vacuuming, doing laundry, and then driving to the airport to pick them up. But I nodded off a little after dinner nonetheless.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s good to have them home. I got to see lots of lovely photos &#8212; Capri, in particular, looks gorgeous &#8211; &#8211; and hear about the tour group. I think they had a really good time.<\/p>\n<p>The dog, of course, was disappointed they only managed to bring back a single squeaky toy. For <i>this<\/i> he put up with two weeks of upset in his regular routine? Well all right, but he&#8217;s only going to play with the toy under protest.<\/p>\n<p>And that was Sunday. Well, that and the crossword puzzle, but that&#8217;s pretty much a given.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I shouldn&#8217;t be exhausted, right? I mean, I&#8217;m not the one fighting a six-hour jet-lag, not the one who started the morning in Venice and ended it, a nine-hour flight later, in New York. That would be my parents, home from two weeks on a tour of Italy. Me, I just spent the day cleaning &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=8856\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[28],"class_list":["post-8856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8856"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}