{"id":8706,"date":"2012-05-05T23:38:37","date_gmt":"2012-05-06T03:38:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=8706"},"modified":"2012-05-05T23:38:37","modified_gmt":"2012-05-06T03:38:37","slug":"a-journey-into-a-wondrous-land-of-imagination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=8706","title":{"rendered":"A journey into a wondrous land of imagination"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/7117287931\/in\/photostream\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8005\/7117287931_d4a636869d.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was woken up this morning, a little before 8 o&#8217;clock, by a Verizon technician. (And a barking dog, who was not amused by the ringing front doorbell.) This was a different guy than on Tuesday, and he wasn&#8217;t here very long, just long enough to make a this-is-not-at-all-a-sales-pitch-but-obviously-it-is for FIOS, and then to poke around in the backyard and make the repairs when I told him we weren&#8217;t interested. (And we&#8217;re not. We already pay for cable and internet, and it&#8217;s questionable whether FIOS would even work properly in our area. I suspect Verizon only offers it because it&#8217;s much cheaper &#8212; for them &#8212; than repairing the existing copper lines.) What he did today is apparently not a permanent fix &#8212; big surprise there &#8212; but we do at the very least finally have a dial tone again.<\/p>\n<p>I spent most of the rest of the day replying to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kaleidotrope.net\/\">Kaleidotrope<\/a> submissions. Anyone who suggests that editors take some kind of delight from sending rejection letters obviously hasn&#8217;t spent the afternoon sending out close too one hundred of them. I&#8217;m now reasonably caught up with the submissions from January, aside from a few acceptances, but I&#8217;m starting to field queries from people inquiring after their stories and poems. The sooner I can dive into February and March, the better.<\/p>\n<p>While I drafted rejection letters, I watched several episodes of the old <i>Twilight Zone<\/i>. It&#8217;s nothing short of amazing how well some of the episodes still hold up, despite having long entered the realm of pop culture cliche and parody. <\/p>\n<p>And I watched <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0099851\/\">Into the Woods<\/a>, a performance by the original Broadway cast. My boss and I saw a poster for a local production on our trip to Connecticut this past week, and she made it sound really incredibly interesting. And it is, genuinely great theater, by turns darkly disturbing and laugh-out-loud funny.<\/p>\n<p>And that was, whadyacallit it, Saturday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was woken up this morning, a little before 8 o&#8217;clock, by a Verizon technician. (And a barking dog, who was not amused by the ringing front doorbell.) This was a different guy than on Tuesday, and he wasn&#8217;t here very long, just long enough to make a this-is-not-at-all-a-sales-pitch-but-obviously-it-is for FIOS, and then to poke &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=8706\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4,28,45,17],"class_list":["post-8706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-kaleidotrope","tag-personal","tag-theater","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8706"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}