{"id":7759,"date":"2011-11-14T21:52:53","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T02:52:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=7759"},"modified":"2011-11-14T21:52:53","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T02:52:53","slug":"tearing-into-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=7759","title":{"rendered":"Tearing into Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/6316612243\/in\/photostream\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6032\/6316612243_af20506de8.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I tore my trousers at work today, although thankfully just at the corner of the right pocket, and nothing too embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s about as exciting as today got.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tore my trousers at work today, although thankfully just at the corner of the right pocket, and nothing too embarrassing. And that&#8217;s about as exciting as today got.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[28],"class_list":["post-7759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7759"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}