{"id":7700,"date":"2011-11-07T21:57:24","date_gmt":"2011-11-08T02:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=7700"},"modified":"2011-11-07T21:57:24","modified_gmt":"2011-11-08T02:57:24","slug":"mondazed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=7700","title":{"rendered":"Mondazed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/6317144356\/in\/photostream\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6095\/6317144356_4767088e5c.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If there was any doubt that today was a Monday, it disappeared this evening when I discovered that my MetroCard, on which there was still close to thirty dollars, had vanished from my pocket. I think I know when it happened, the moment earlier in the day when I didn&#8217;t notice it slip from my pocket and accidentally fall to the floor. But there&#8217;s unsurprisingly less satisfaction in that knowledge as there would be in still having the card. I hope somebody found it and made use of it; that&#8217;s marginally better than the more likely scenario: that it&#8217;ll just get swept up and thrown away.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise, it was a pretty ordinary start to the work week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If there was any doubt that today was a Monday, it disappeared this evening when I discovered that my MetroCard, on which there was still close to thirty dollars, had vanished from my pocket. I think I know when it happened, the moment earlier in the day when I didn&#8217;t notice it slip from my &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=7700\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[28],"class_list":["post-7700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7700"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}