{"id":75,"date":"2001-11-01T13:14:00","date_gmt":"2001-11-01T21:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=75"},"modified":"2001-11-01T13:14:00","modified_gmt":"2001-11-01T21:14:00","slug":"75","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Again, my weekly horoscope from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\">The Onion<\/a>: <\/p>\n<p><em>Aries: (March 21\u00e2\u20ac\u201dApril 19)<br \/>\n<br \/>Reviews will claim you have &#8220;reinvented the coming-of-age story&#8221; and &#8220;singlehandedly raised the bar for first novels,&#8221; but you don&#8217;t recall doing anything.<\/em><\/font><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Again, my weekly horoscope from The Onion: Aries: (March 21\u00e2\u20ac\u201dApril 19) Reviews will claim you have &#8220;reinvented the coming-of-age story&#8221; and &#8220;singlehandedly raised the bar for first novels,&#8221; but you don&#8217;t recall doing anything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}