{"id":74,"date":"2001-11-01T12:19:00","date_gmt":"2001-11-01T20:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=74"},"modified":"2001-11-01T12:19:00","modified_gmt":"2001-11-01T20:19:00","slug":"74","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">I&#8217;m starting to really like these little e-mails from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ehow.com\">eHow.com<\/a>. They&#8217;re never helpful&#8211;far from it&#8211;but they&#8217;re often amusing, and today is no exception:<\/p>\n<p>How to kiss on a date: <em>Connection refused.<\/em><br \/>\n<br \/>How to flirt: <em>An unexpected error occured.<\/em><br \/>\n<br \/>How to know it&#8217;s the right time to have sex: <em>Error getting pooled connection. Go back.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh well. I suppose something must be wrong with the website today, and I guess I&#8217;ll just have to wait until tomorrow to find out how to make myself irresistible to the opposite sex and how to choose a flattering hairstyle. It&#8217;s always <em>something<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m starting to really like these little e-mails from eHow.com. They&#8217;re never helpful&#8211;far from it&#8211;but they&#8217;re often amusing, and today is no exception: How to kiss on a date: Connection refused. How to flirt: An unexpected error occured. How to know it&#8217;s the right time to have sex: Error getting pooled connection. Go back. Oh &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=74\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}