{"id":7320,"date":"2011-09-01T22:17:34","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T02:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=7320"},"modified":"2011-09-01T22:17:34","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T02:17:34","slug":"oh-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=7320","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Canada."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am in Canada.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up around three-thirty this morning, in the dark of the continued black-out, and caught a train into Jamaica. Across the platform, at my station, was another guy, who I thought was waiting for another train, but who then called across the tracks, asking me to dial 911.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Um&#8230;why?&#8221; I wondered aloud, once I figured out that&#8217;s what he was asking.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because I know that guy,&#8221; he said, cryptically. I think he was pointing at another person who&#8217;d just arrived, down at the other end of the platform. There wasn&#8217;t anybody else there that early in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m just about to get on this train,&#8221; I said. My train was just then pulling into the station.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know!&#8221; he said. &#8220;That&#8217;s why.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He continued to gesture at me through the window, from across the track, even as I got on the train and left him behind. I didn&#8217;t call 911. I really have no idea why he wanted me to, if he was crazy or drunk or that&#8217;s just his idea of a weird joke. I was just glad two tracks separated us, and I was more than happy to leave him behind. Maybe I let some dangerous criminal board the same train as me, but I think I more likely just let some weird creep hanging out at the station before dawn disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>It was kind of a weird start to the day.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of it, though, went by pretty much as expected. I spent a lot longer checking in at the airport than I would have liked &#8212; there was some kind of tour group or family or just lots of people all from the same neighborhood who&#8217;d coincidentally shown up &#8212; and I had to go through the back-scatter x-ray machine for the first time. (Ineffective, potentially risky, possible violation of civil liberties <i>and<\/i> it takes considerably longer? Oh, sign me up!) But I made it to my gate in time for my 7 am flight to Salt Lake City.<\/p>\n<p>Where I was for, I think, all of twenty minutes before my connecting flight to Calgary.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m staying at the Farimnt Palliser downtown, which is nice, although I&#8217;m probably too exhausted and here for too short a time to really enjoy it, even with my complimentary room upgrade. (Even that&#8217;s only because I think business is slow. Today, at least, there don&#8217;t seem to be too many other people here. But still, the room is nice.)<\/p>\n<p>So I won&#8217;t see an awful lot of Calgary. I walked around a little, and the weather&#8217;s quite nice so far, but most of the trip here will be spent in Banff.<\/p>\n<p>All of which starts tomorrow. I&#8217;m looking forward to it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am in Canada. I woke up around three-thirty this morning, in the dark of the continued black-out, and caught a train into Jamaica. Across the platform, at my station, was another guy, who I thought was waiting for another train, but who then called across the tracks, asking me to dial 911. &#8220;Um&#8230;why?&#8221; I &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=7320\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[28],"class_list":["post-7320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}