{"id":7216,"date":"2011-08-21T22:53:14","date_gmt":"2011-08-22T02:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=7216"},"modified":"2011-08-21T22:54:26","modified_gmt":"2011-08-22T02:54:26","slug":"spiderday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=7216","title":{"rendered":"Spiderday"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Let’s see what I did today…<\/p>\n

I started but didn’t finish the Sunday crossword. There wasn’t much of a theme to this week’s puzzle, and overall it was disappointing. Not what I’d call difficult — and plenty of others<\/a> have, perhaps rightly, been quick to call it easy — but nothing to really engage my brain.<\/p>\n

I watched this week’s episode of Torchwood<\/i>, which was surprisingly good after an increasingly disappointing — and last week fairly disastrous — run. The episode was not without its flaws, particularly in its ending, but I think they were flaws typical of Torchwood<\/i>, actually. (Even the stellar Children of Earth<\/i> miniseries is not without its missteps.) I think I’d hang this episode alongside any of the other fairly strong second season episodes. It underlines some of the real problems with the new miniseries, of course — namely, that it’s five episodes too long and the move to America has gained them practically nothing — but it was nevertheless quite good on its own. When Rex says, “I’m sick of Torchwood acting like amateur clowns,” it was like he was speaking for the audience.<\/p>\n

I watched an episode of The West Wing<\/i>. I’m slowly working my way through the first season again. I think I gave up on the show some time in the fourth or fifth season. (That sounds early, but I have distinct memories of being distinctly disappointed in “The Long Goodbye<\/a>,” which is apparently a fourth-season episode.) I feel like I’d like to make it through the show in its entirety this time.<\/p>\n

And I wrote this in my weekly writing group:<\/p>\n

“So if I understand you correctly,” said Pierce, eying the large shape on the medical gurney, “you sewed a robot’s brain into a zombie.”<\/p>\n

Dr. Wills sighed. “That’s a fairly crude way of describing our work here, Robert.”<\/p>\n

Pierce nodded. “But not wholly inaccurate,” he said. “You’ll have to grant me that. I’m just wondering about the horror show that happens when you switch it back on.”<\/p>\n

“We’ve seen an 80 to 90 percent decrease in cognitive impairment when the subjects are connected to the AI network,” Wills said. “And moreover, we’ve documented increased susceptibility to traditional conditioning measures. The fact remains, Robert: we’ve tamed them, made them serviceable.”<\/p>\n

“They’re still carriers, though. They’re still infected.”<\/p>\n

“Well obviously. We weren’t tasked with finding a cure.”<\/p>\n

“And their…aggressive tendencies…?”<\/p>\n

“Within acceptable levels. We’ve sustained very few losses since the start of the program. A few careless techs, the occasional bite. And, not to be crass, but those losses were actual increases to our subject pool.”<\/p>\n

“So they’re ready to be deployed, then.”<\/p>\n

“Absolutely. Besides — ” Wills waved his hand absently at the gurney ” — here, we have a dozen soldiers ready to go.”<\/p>\n

“And they can pass for civilians?” Pierce asked.<\/p>\n

“They won’t fool a blood test,” Wills said, “but there’s nothing about any of them to arouse immediate suspicion. Visible wounds obviously won’t heal subsequent to infection, but those we’ve connected to the network look perfectly human. They’ll slip past the enemy border without incident.”<\/p>\n

“And then?”<\/p>\n

“Well then, Robert, we just turn them off.”<\/p>\n

“And let zombies be zombies.”<\/p>\n

“That was the plan, wasn’t it? Infiltrate, decimate. You and your taskmasters — why, Robert, you sound disgusted, surprised even.”<\/p>\n

“No. I just…” He stared again at the infected body struggling against the gurney’s restraints. “Your daughter was very beautiful.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh, and then this evening I got really creeped out by what I think was a wolf spider crawling on the curtains by my bed…which appeared just long enough to do the aforementioned creeping-out, and then promptly vanished. It’s not exactly newsworthy or anything, but if I awake with radioactive web-slinging superpowers, I just want you all to know why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let’s see what I did today… I started but didn’t finish the Sunday crossword. There wasn’t much of a theme to this week’s puzzle, and overall it was disappointing. Not what I’d call difficult — and plenty of others have, perhaps rightly, been quick to call it easy — but nothing to really engage my … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[28,17,12],"class_list":["post-7216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal","tag-tv","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}