{"id":72,"date":"2001-10-31T09:08:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-31T17:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2001-10-31T09:08:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-31T17:08:00","slug":"72","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">In an e-mail entitled &#8220;The best spam ever&#8221;, <a href=\"http:\/\/cc.kzoo.edu\/~k01eb01\/pfolio\/index.htm\">Lianna<\/a> writes: <em>&#8220;Attract Men with Bigger Breasts!&#8221; Good deal! I want a guy with at least a C cup&#8230;<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">And in other news,<\/font> <font size=\"Arial\" size=\"6\"><strong><font color=\"orange\">H<\/font>A<font color=\"orange\">P<\/font>P<font color=\"orange\">Y<\/font> H<font color=\"orange\">A<\/font>L<font color=\"orange\">L<\/font>O<font color=\"orange\">W<\/font>E<font color=\"orange\">E<\/font>N!<font color=\"orange\">!<\/font><\/strong><\/font><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"> I have no plans (unless you can count <em>seriously<\/em> looking for another job as Halloween plans), and the closest I came to a costume are black socks with ghosts and ghouls on them. Maybe I&#8217;ll have some candycorn at lunch.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an e-mail entitled &#8220;The best spam ever&#8221;, Lianna writes: &#8220;Attract Men with Bigger Breasts!&#8221; Good deal! I want a guy with at least a C cup&#8230; And in other news, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! I have no plans (unless you can count seriously looking for another job as Halloween plans), and the closest I came to &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=72\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}